I get a lot of comment spam.
But, I am not always sure
if what appears is really Spam,
or just someone trying to saying hello.
So once in a while, I try to google it, & see where linking to the web address takes me. You never know.
I have no idea how the programs work which lets a Spamer seed the net with whatever he is trying to sell.
So much of this intrigues me.
I never know what treasures I'll find while exploring....
I am always expecting little miracles.
There is always a chance to meet a new friend.
The following message came in the other day:
Мы устанавливаем домашние кинотеатры- звоните нам.
Телефон на сайте. (Product Name and Web Address deleted!)
I thought maybe this looked like Russian,
but I wasn't really sure.
Using the magic of Babel Fish, I checked it out.
Bingo!
Here is what these words meant:
We establish domestic cinemas. (name deleted) - you ring to us. Telephone on the site. (Web Address deleted because I'm betting this is Spam)
I found out this was about some video conferencing or acoustical product. But who sent it, I'll never know.
I have sent this to my blacklist.
Sorry if you were really only trying to find a friend.
There was this guy see.
He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts".
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
"Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me"
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
"Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?"
"O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me"
A few moments later...
"Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?"
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me."
A few moments later...
"DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???"
"O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom."
A few moments later...
"Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?"
Posted by: DuctJutty at October 27, 2008 10:43 AMHi people! I have heard about site - vk.com. I did not use it, but some guys who was, say that it's much better than facebook! Is it true? Does anyone here using it?
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